The United socilist states of Empire of china is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emporer XI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.808 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,043 Yuan, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,245,754 per year while the poor average 73,403, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

The Beijing XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of china's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The cult of XI.

Empire of china is ranked 105,007^th in the world and 22^nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 200.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.